Things I do to put off writing or drawing or painting or anything generally productive:

•  Meticulously plan my meals for the rest of the day.
• Have a shower even if I’ve had one already.
• Make tea.
• Scan torrent sites for movies to download even though I know I’ll never bother watching them.
• Annoy the cat in the most irritating and novel way I can think of. Especially if she’s sleeping.
• Make another cup of tea.
• Window shop websites for new t-shirts despite the fact I can’t afford to buy any more.
• Write a to do list which I will subsequently add to a small pile of to do lists.
• Apologise to Flea for annoying her.
• Make more tea.