In a magical yellow castle far, far away
Princess Ren rose from her sleep to greet a new day.

It was raining outside, grey, cold and damp.
Which made Ren rather unhappy so she picked up her lamp.

In the land of green there lived an unhappy bunny.
Who suffered a problem which was by no means funny.

This young ladies name was Annie Annetta,
And she was mocked and jeered by all that met her.